F*ck, yeah.
Holy hellfire sh*t, we got some vaccinated partying to do! THERE WILL BE AN ANTIBUFFETT!!
New* venue!
Beer fest!**
Skiing!***
Amazing trail!****
Give-away!*****
More beer!******
Food!*******
Take my money, you say? Here’s the url:
tinyurl.com/AB2021signup
Wait, I need more info
WHAT: Ski/snowboard weekend!
WHEN: December 10-12, 2021
WHERE: Smuggler's Notch, VT
REGO : (food, beer, giveaways ONLY)
$123.69 until Nov 10
$169.69 Nov 11 and later, because at that point, you're just giving me a heart attack if you sign up.
VENMO STRONGLY PREFERRED: @sdelaney (617-721-1159)
PAYPAL friends and family: sdelaney25@yahoo.com
Lodging: NOT INCLUDED IN REGO. Smugg’s condos (includes bed, ski tickets, beer fest): $1912/4BR, 4BA ( = $239/each if you have 8 people; more expensive if you don't) – see more details, way below
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Ski tickets: INCLUDED IN LODGING PRICE. Your payment toward a condo will include tickets for skiing on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday***
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Sat night beer festival: INCLUDED IN LODGING PRICE. Your condo payment will include a ticket to the Smuggs BrewFest event (https://www.smuggs.com/pages/universal/events/62/)
PROOF OF VACCINATION REQUIRED! Negative covid test probably required! Also, I may make up other rules, as we are closer to the date and I check with experts who actually know science and stuff!
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*new to anyone who missed AntiBuffetts 2003-2011
**COVID- and VT-regulations dependent
***like, if it snows there. Fair warning: conditions may be sh*t.
****I’m just making this up. You have to ask Gimp if his trail will be amazing. – Also, Gimp, would you please hare? Thanks, love you!
*****probably
******duh. Sketchy gets you drunk.
******Fri night snacks, Sat & Sun breakfasts, orange food, and Sat dinner. Thanks, Costco!
New* venue!
Beer fest!**
Skiing!***
Amazing trail!****
Give-away!*****
More beer!******
Food!*******
Take my money, you say? Here’s the url:
tinyurl.com/AB2021signup
Wait, I need more info
WHAT: Ski/snowboard weekend!
WHEN: December 10-12, 2021
WHERE: Smuggler's Notch, VT
REGO : (food, beer, giveaways ONLY)
$123.69 until Nov 10
$169.69 Nov 11 and later, because at that point, you're just giving me a heart attack if you sign up.
VENMO STRONGLY PREFERRED: @sdelaney (617-721-1159)
PAYPAL friends and family: sdelaney25@yahoo.com
Lodging: NOT INCLUDED IN REGO. Smugg’s condos (includes bed, ski tickets, beer fest): $1912/4BR, 4BA ( = $239/each if you have 8 people; more expensive if you don't) – see more details, way below
+
Ski tickets: INCLUDED IN LODGING PRICE. Your payment toward a condo will include tickets for skiing on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday***
+
Sat night beer festival: INCLUDED IN LODGING PRICE. Your condo payment will include a ticket to the Smuggs BrewFest event (https://www.smuggs.com/pages/universal/events/62/)
PROOF OF VACCINATION REQUIRED! Negative covid test probably required! Also, I may make up other rules, as we are closer to the date and I check with experts who actually know science and stuff!
--
*new to anyone who missed AntiBuffetts 2003-2011
**COVID- and VT-regulations dependent
***like, if it snows there. Fair warning: conditions may be sh*t.
****I’m just making this up. You have to ask Gimp if his trail will be amazing. – Also, Gimp, would you please hare? Thanks, love you!
*****probably
******duh. Sketchy gets you drunk.
******Fri night snacks, Sat & Sun breakfasts, orange food, and Sat dinner. Thanks, Costco!
“I just wanted a fun ski weekend. Instead, I slid my car into a snowbank, poisoned my liver, accidentally memorized the Lake Minnetonka scene from ‘Purple Rain,’ and can't look at a moving ski lift without vomiting.”
—Everyone, probably
Don’t come. It’ll be terrible.
Another location, another bunch of sh*t to figure out.
Skiing / snowboarding
Ski tickets are included in lodging this year. You don't have to ski, but there's no discount if you don't. Also, Smuggs may or may not have snow, so it might not be a choice anyway. (But hey, if it's too warm for snow, that means trail weather will be great!) Smuggs does have some activity center, apparently? It says to wear socks, so, um, I guess pack some socks. They also have a heated pool, pirate bingo (wtf?), tubing, and some other sh*t.
www.smuggs.com/pages/winter/activities/familyEveEntertainment.php
Lodging
Smuggs is a little wacky with pricing and apparently they don't keep detailed info like Jay. A 4-BR condo is $1912 for 8 people (which works out to $239/ea). To be clear, lodging costs more per person if there are fewer than 8 people in a condo. I'll collect the condo total from one person per condo – do NOT pay me your share of whatever condo, because I'm not doing that math and tracking that sh*t. In the past, rooms have included anywhere between 1 and 4 beds. Each 4BR condo also has 4 bathrooms, which may or may not be private (some open to hallways, some are in bedrooms). I first need volunteers (or you will be volun-told) to stay in the party (night owl) condo or organizers' (early bird/quiet) condo, and after that, it is strongly suggested that you find 5 to 7 friends, so you can be flexible on who is exactly in which room, once you see the bed options. Don't freak out yet – I'll post the Who's C*mming list and a spreadsheet for condo sign-up in the next week or so, plus I'll share more info if I get it from the Smuggs dude (but so far, he doesn't seem to know). I know, it's messy, but we'll figure it out.
You still get a task
Please note, this weekend is awesome because everyone helps out (and no one is an *sshole). You'll be able to choose a task, whether helping with food, setting up, or cleaning up. It's maybe 15 minutes of your time for the entire weekend, helping to keep costs down and hashers fed and drunk. I love you for helping! [heart heart heart]
Schedule
FRIYAY
9am – Arrive early! Smuggs will let us ski all day on Friday.
After skiing, but before check-in: you get access to something called the Fun Zone? I don't know, amuse yourself
5pm – welcome party begins! Join everyone at the party condo for snacks and beer.
10pm – pants off dance off
Midnight: ugh with guest hare(s)
SATURYAY
7-9am – Breakfast served in the party condo
9-1:30pm – Ski! Buy yourself lunch on the mountain!
2pm HST – trail
4-5pm – circle
5–6pm – dinner served in the party condo
6-10pm – beer festival
10:05pm – pants off dance off in the party condo
Midnight – ugh, with hares Sketchy and Spunk
SUNYAY
7-8am – Breakfast served in party condo
8-9am – help me pack up, mutha-f*cka!
9-10am – pack up your sh*t, too!
10am – GTFO, taking pocket snacks and beers with you
After 10am – Ski, then drag yourself home.
9am – Arrive early! Smuggs will let us ski all day on Friday.
After skiing, but before check-in: you get access to something called the Fun Zone? I don't know, amuse yourself
5pm – welcome party begins! Join everyone at the party condo for snacks and beer.
10pm – pants off dance off
Midnight: ugh with guest hare(s)
SATURYAY
7-9am – Breakfast served in the party condo
9-1:30pm – Ski! Buy yourself lunch on the mountain!
2pm HST – trail
4-5pm – circle
5–6pm – dinner served in the party condo
6-10pm – beer festival
10:05pm – pants off dance off in the party condo
Midnight – ugh, with hares Sketchy and Spunk
SUNYAY
7-8am – Breakfast served in party condo
8-9am – help me pack up, mutha-f*cka!
9-10am – pack up your sh*t, too!
10am – GTFO, taking pocket snacks and beers with you
After 10am – Ski, then drag yourself home.
Pricing
Rego:
Venmo $123.69 to @sdelaney
After Nov 11: $169.69
What's included in this rego?
- Give away(s)
- Drinks: beer, cider, hard seltzer all weekend
- Meals: Fri night welcome snacks and light dinner; Saturday morning breakfast; Saturday dinner; late night snacks; and Sunday breakfast. NOTE: Sat lunch is on your own! Get out of the f*cking condos for an hour!
- Saturday trail and circle: beer, snacks
- Friday and Saturday nights: UGH / dance party in the party condo
What's not included in rego?
Lodging + ski tickets (Fri, Sat, Sun) + Sat night beer festival
Venmo $123.69 to @sdelaney
After Nov 11: $169.69
What's included in this rego?
- Give away(s)
- Drinks: beer, cider, hard seltzer all weekend
- Meals: Fri night welcome snacks and light dinner; Saturday morning breakfast; Saturday dinner; late night snacks; and Sunday breakfast. NOTE: Sat lunch is on your own! Get out of the f*cking condos for an hour!
- Saturday trail and circle: beer, snacks
- Friday and Saturday nights: UGH / dance party in the party condo
What's not included in rego?
Lodging + ski tickets (Fri, Sat, Sun) + Sat night beer festival
Who’s C*mming
Sketchy Ho
Drunk Spunk! Drunk Spunk!
*ss 4 Gas
Bring Out the Gimp
Mudsl*t
Just Jan
Angry Sock
Sh*ts and Ladders
Clits & Chips
Blondie
Marbleous *sshole
Sweagle
C*ntcussion
No Man on the Moon
E = I'm A Douche
Cumie Sticks
Orgasm Famine
Goat Throat
Stubby Pink Torpedo
Testicular Mechanics
...and like 4 more I'm forgetting
(Names will be updated manually when I get to it, so be patient, snowbunnies.)
Drunk Spunk! Drunk Spunk!
*ss 4 Gas
Bring Out the Gimp
Mudsl*t
Just Jan
Angry Sock
Sh*ts and Ladders
Clits & Chips
Blondie
Marbleous *sshole
Sweagle
C*ntcussion
No Man on the Moon
E = I'm A Douche
Cumie Sticks
Orgasm Famine
Goat Throat
Stubby Pink Torpedo
Testicular Mechanics
...and like 4 more I'm forgetting
(Names will be updated manually when I get to it, so be patient, snowbunnies.)
All the sh*t you probably won't read on the rego form
This rego is NON-TRANSFERABLE and NON-REFUNDABLE; that the organizers will do their best to re-sell any cancellations to wait-listed hashers; and that the organizers have no control over many things, including weather and f*cking COVID. Also, do not be an *sshole during AntiBuffett weekend. REGO IS DOES NOT INCLUDE COSTS FOR LODGING OR SKI TICKETS.
You must be over 21 years of age. Hashing, skiing, snowboarding, drinking, and pretty much everything we think is a "good idea" are dangerous, and you alone are responsible for your personal safety. You release from any liability the organizers of this trip, Hash House Harriers kennels, and the ski area for anything that happens. You understand and agree that anything that does happen as a result of this trip—including, but not exclusive to bodily injury, liver damage, COVID, hook-up, break-up, lawsuit, pregnancy, or permanent loss of dignity—is probably due to your own stupidity and is your own f*cking fault. No dogs, no illegal drugs, and don't even make me get into the sexual harassment policy. You know what's right and what's wrong, so don't be a f*cking creep. If you're not hearing "f*ck, yeah!", then the answer is no.
Good God, why are you still reading? Do you really have a question I haven't covered? Email: sketchy.ho@ gmail.com
This rego is NON-TRANSFERABLE and NON-REFUNDABLE; that the organizers will do their best to re-sell any cancellations to wait-listed hashers; and that the organizers have no control over many things, including weather and f*cking COVID. Also, do not be an *sshole during AntiBuffett weekend. REGO IS DOES NOT INCLUDE COSTS FOR LODGING OR SKI TICKETS.
You must be over 21 years of age. Hashing, skiing, snowboarding, drinking, and pretty much everything we think is a "good idea" are dangerous, and you alone are responsible for your personal safety. You release from any liability the organizers of this trip, Hash House Harriers kennels, and the ski area for anything that happens. You understand and agree that anything that does happen as a result of this trip—including, but not exclusive to bodily injury, liver damage, COVID, hook-up, break-up, lawsuit, pregnancy, or permanent loss of dignity—is probably due to your own stupidity and is your own f*cking fault. No dogs, no illegal drugs, and don't even make me get into the sexual harassment policy. You know what's right and what's wrong, so don't be a f*cking creep. If you're not hearing "f*ck, yeah!", then the answer is no.
Good God, why are you still reading? Do you really have a question I haven't covered? Email: sketchy.ho@ gmail.com